Pen Mask - The truly private bulletin board for everybody and anything

My weird hobby might be quite disturbing to some people. I´ll try to explain it the best i can.

    When i was very young, i found that i am, in fact, very very silent and agile. My ability to eavesdrop, sneak and silent parkour was astonishing. And it still is. Despite that, i decided to learn web-development.

    I work with free schedule and once in 2-3 days I go for a little night walk. The thing is, I search for people who are either not sleeping or are asleep for very little time. I keep watching them through their windows and make them go crazy.

    What do I do? It depends. Often I decide to simply press my masked face against their windows. In the winter, i can just leave a giant penis made of footprints in the snow. Or i can draw on frost of their windows. I can borrow some of their belongings for few days then put it back. But if I find an open window, that´s where the fun begins.

    I once found a girl that left her window open, as she wrote her school essay. I took a photo of her, gone back to my home, print it out and sneaked back to her home, switching places of some things and opening some doors. At one point she stood up and decided to go to toilet. I left that photo on her desk, and oh boy, her reaction was funny. She screamed on top of her lungs and next day the neighborhood was feeling quite uneasy.

    At one point, i saw how one guy was having a late night Discord conversation. He decided to turn his camera on, and since he had a laptop, and was sitting with his back turned to window, his friend could see my masked face in the window. i loved the way he just stiffened in the middle of his grandeur speech about something, and then slowly turning back to see me. But i was already gone. I repeated that once more. He said something that i read as "quit the bullshit" from his lips. As i pressed it for the third time, i started waving to his friend, who was obviously horrified. Guy decided to turn back for the third time... I enjoyed looking in his face that was distorted by horror so much.

    At one moment, i decided that it would be a good idea to knock on one guy´s door in 2:23 AM. The way he looked when he woke up was quite fun, but I´m really sad that my phone camera couldn´t fully capture his face expression. Boy, i loved it.

    I do have many, many, many more stories like this, but this is a throwaway, so, here we go.

    So far, no one knows about my little hobby. This was going on for more than 7 years, and i obviously didn´t want to share it, because it is actually criminal case. And i don´t want to go to jail. I know that at one point, i will be caught, and it will be pretty bad for me.

    So far however? N O T H I N G. And i love this fact.